I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Two crossed spatulas with golden-yellow

Two crossed spatulas with golden-yellow heads and white handles form an X shape beneath white script text reading "Since" and "1989

with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans-serif typography

" both layered over a cluster of tropical hibiscus flowers in cyan

Golden-yellow blackletter text below reads "AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A G THANG

" with white hand-lettered text below reading "1515 W

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Two crossed spatulas with golden-yellowSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white